Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemworth have been together for ages – they may even already be secretly married – but reports have been rampant in recent weeks that there’s trouble in paradise… especially after Liam possibly maybe bedded the ice queen, January Jones. It also didn’t help that Miley & Liam attended separate Oscar parties (with Miley bringing her mother to one), because all happy couples have to have their heads up one another’s assholes 24/7, of course.
In any case, our best friend Source insists that there’s “no drama” between the pair, telling E! News:
The couple is still going strong, and any breakup speculation over the pair’s Oscar night separation is entirely false.
“They are totally together,” say the source.
An insider explains there is “no drama” over the couple being apart on Oscar night, and in fact, the reason why the former Disney star went to Elton’s party without him was because Miley’s mom had never been to the annual Academy bash and wanted to go. So Miley took her instead.
Why does this matter? Hollywood is very “damned if you do, damned if you don’t”, of course – if you’ve constantly got your tongue down your significant other’s throat, they’ll find a way to make up a cheating claim. If you are normal and do things separately once in a while, you’re headed for a break-up, anyway. What the hell?
Will Miley and Liam break up? Statistics say yes, but I sort of don’t care either way.