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9Elton John Has Been a “Good Friend” to Chris Brown, Apparently

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Chris Brown turned up at Elton John‘s AIDS Foundation gala last weekend looking like the worm from Labyrinth and started bragging to reporters about how he and Elton are BFF, which is hard to believe since he’s a scumbag who hates gay people and Elton is… decidedly gay and, I have to assume, anti-violence and domestic abuse. I’m not sure what’s going on here.

From The New York Post:

“I met Elton about a year ago, and he’s been a good friend to me,” Brown revealed, adding, “So it is great to be here tonight to support him.” Of the possibility of working with John in the future, Brown said, “Music is music. It transcends everything, so I would love it if we could work together.”

I feel like turning up to this was Chris’s way of trying to prove that he’s this peaceful, harmonic soul – a bullshit image he’s attempted (in words) to convey in recent months. It’s like when white people insist they’re not racist because one of their best friends is black – just… no. I don’t think Chris Brown gives a shit about Elton John, the AIDS Foundation or anything else, but it was a night out while Rihanna was busy “rehearsing for tour” (read: smoking copious amounts of weed and Instagramming it) and it gave him an excuse to dress like Johnny Depp‘s understudy from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

March 1, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer
Filed Under: Chris Brown, Elton John

9 Responses to “Elton John Has Been a “Good Friend” to Chris Brown, Apparently”

  1. M says:

    Everything about him sucks. Just…everything.

    • pikki nikki polka pants says:

      I was thinking that too. But then I noticed that sweetass cheetah print blazer, shoooooot…

  2. Anonymous says:

    I know I’m not the only person who thinks this, I feel bad for Chris Brown. What he did was hideous and absolutely wrong, but I don’t think that singular action should define his life forever. He only has one life, what is he supposed to do, just kill himself now? If he is trying to be a better person, I think people should let him. I don’t think he was always a woman beater, or will always be a woman beater, but I don’t know. However, I think he should have stepped out of the public eye after that, I think if he really cared about bettering himself, he would have gotten a different career and worked on himself quietly and diligently. And if Rihanna wants to forgive him, that isn’t automatically a negative. If I were her, I might forgive him, but I wouldn’t date him again.

    • Catherine St. Ives says:

      I think this is why people won’t forgive him, you nailed it here:

      “However, I think he should have stepped out of the public eye after that, I think if he really cared about bettering himself, he would have gotten a different career and worked on himself quietly and diligently.”

      • john says:

        why did people forgive every other woman beater? why do you feel he needs everyone forgiveness?

  3. Grace says:

    Chris probably has a very good reason for his “friendship” with Elton. Chris seems like a user. He uses Ri for status. He uses his other girlfriend for “home”. Now he’s probably using Elton “just in case”.
    Everyone knows that boy isn’t clean sexually.He slept with Ri without protection so has at least one STD.

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  5. Mike says:

    Dude, what the Hell are you talking about? No one who actually speaks English understands you, so you may as well stop spamming the site.

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