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6God Help Kate Middleton and Prince William If Their Baby Looks Like This

A South African geneticist has nothing better to do with his time, apparently, because he’s managed to put together a composite of what Kate Middleton and Prince William‘s baby might look like throughout its life. Suretha Erasmus from Johannesburg composed photos that account for variations of skin and hair colours but did not take into account the fact that this looks like shit.

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The f-ck is this? Did they just cut out the shapes of William and Kate’s photos and put some Glamour Shot wigs on top of the young adult photos? ‘Cos that’s sure what it looks like. If this is the kind of equipment geneticists are working with, I fear for the field. We can grow new body parts from stem cells, but we can’t get a computer program that makes composites that don’t look like someone’s Livejournal fan art.

February 28, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer

6 Responses to “God Help Kate Middleton and Prince William If Their Baby Looks Like This”

  1. Jacq says:

    This reminds me of the old segment on the original Conan O’Brien show “If They Mated”

  2. Jenn says:

    lmao, glamor shots and “if they mated”
    Those imagined children pictures are horrible wtf?

  3. Ness says:

    Am i the only one who thinks the kids’ pics are actually totally cute?

  4. mireee says:

    CACKLING. “Did not take into account that this looks like shit”.

  5. Melissa says:

    LOL @ “We can grow new body parts from stem cells, but we can’t get a computer program that makes composites that don’t look like someone’s Livejournal fan art.”

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