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It’s A Girl For Kim And Kanye

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are having a baby girl. And Kim Kardashian wore an atrocious outfit. Of the baby girl, they are “over the moon.” Why is that the go-to phrase for everyone about pregnancy? A source also told US Weekly, “Kanye always wanted a girl.” Cool story, bro.

Gotta say, Kardashian gave a quote about being pregnant to Du Jour magazine that I thought was genuinely hilarious.

I used to always say I can’t wait to get pregnant because I will just eat whatever I want, but it’s completely different. I’m like, OK, I want to eat as healthy as possible. Though lately I’ve been watching shows like I’m Pregnant and Addicted to Meth. It definitely makes me feel better if I’m wanting one sip of Diet Coke or, you know, too much sugar. I’m like, This woman is on meth.

So true, Kim. It’s all about perspective.

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  • You know, I absolutely was convinced that nobody on earth could be as repulsively pregnant as Jessica Simpson…I was wrong.

  • Here’s a question for this discussion: how can this woman not have a clue how awful she looks in the outfits she’s been wearing lately? We all know that Kim spends more time in one day in front of a mirror or a camera than most people spend in a week. From all of her past posing and tweeting and generally overloading the public with pics EVERY DAY…how can she not know? I mean, she’s obviously very vain and conscious of her looks, right? I seriously don’t get it. And I’m really having a hard time with the whole “Kanye made me wear it” thing. Who would allow themselves to be put out in public looking so hideous? I guess that’s more than one question but I’m just really puzzled by this.

    • I think it has to do with the fact that she is a pregnant woman who does not want to be pregnant. As shallow as she is, she is probably dealing with body-change-denial. That’s the only explanation I can think of. And also that all the milkers around her are too scared to say she looks like a rolled roast (I don’t know if that’s the right translation of ‘rollade’… but you should google ‘rollade’).

    • It’s called denial. I don’t think this woman really wants to be pregnant. She may be terrified of the reality of what it may do to her body. So she copes with denial. If she wasn’t such a disgusting non-person, I might even feel sorry for her.

    • I get the impression that she attempts to be whatever her partner finds attractive. I think she’s been dressing MUCH worse since dating Kanye, and my thought is that he says she looks good, thus she does too.

    • They call them “child bearing hips” and they get wider so that the child can exit the womb. Her breasts are at least 4 sizes larger. puffingstuff.

      • I’ve had two kids and only gained weight in the belly, your hips don’t need to expand to give birth. If you gain weight easily and you’re pregnant you need to be extra vigilant about what you eat and exercise at least once a day, even if it’s just walking.

      • Um, putting fat on your hips has nothing to do with the width of your birth canal. Pelvic bone joints may soften a bit in the last part of pregnancy so that the baby has a bit more room to exit without causing trauma to the mother, but she is not that pregnant yet. Besides, you wouldn’t be able to SEE it. I haven’t had children but I did take Biology.

    • She had to give up the Spanx. That explains the hips & thighs, but what is up with girlfriend’s FACE? She looks like she’s on cortisone.

      • I disagree. I think she’s stifling that poor baby with Spanx which is why her stomach still looks kinda flat. She just looks like a fat chick in denial instead of a healthily and happily pregnant woman. Does anyone think Kanye is stupid enough to actually marry this heifer?

  • She was dressing pretty bad(for someone with all her money) before she got pregnant but now she’s taken it a whole step uglier.

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