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Kristen Stewart Is The Least Sexy Hollywood Actress

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Sure, Kristen Stewart‘s face constantly looks like she just smelled an old shitty diaper, but I don’t think she’s an unattractive girl at all. However, British men don’t agree with me, as a recent poll run by the website MenKind put her at the top of a list of the least sexy actresses in Hollywood.

The full Top 10 list is as follows:

1. Kristen Stewart
2. Sarah Jessica Parker
3. Lindsay Lohan
4. Denise Richards
5. Kirsten Dunst
6. Mischa Barton
7. Hilary Swank
8. Lucy Liu
9. Tilda Swinton
10. Uma Thurman

Alright, you got me on the rest, there – none of them are remotely attractive to me (but as I said earlier this morning – different strokes, different folks). I just would have thought men might like Kristen’s “leave me alone” lip snarl she constantly seems to be doing. Shows what I know about what men like (thank God).

A spokesperson for the MenKind (via MTV News) explained the results of the poll as follows:

“Our Oscars poll has been a fascinating insight into the minds of British men – it’s shown that sexiness is far more than appearance.

“They were turned off by volatile and moody actresses as well as ice queens. And they don’t want to see unhealthily skinny starlets on the big screen.”

Word – it’s nice to see a move away from unhealthily skinny figures and a celebration of something “far more than appearance”, like, I don’t know, actual substance, intelligence, sense of humour or whatever else. It’s just a shame those didn’t matter more before.

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  • MenKind is basically a haemorrhoid on Satan’s anus that sells overpriced novelty products for “men only”, such as fairy lights, pillows with speakers, or wallets (for real). Why am I not surprised they are classifying women as cattle and this time it’s the ones that they wouldn’t fuck? What’s more, who is surprised they don’t like women who actually show their emotions and brand them as “volatile” and “moody”?

    • This comment is the best.
      Why do people always need to comment on who’s “hot or not” like the world is just some big middle school cafeteria? These stupid “least sexy” lists are just some way to mean girl these women for not being attractive enough to them – I can say with certainty that not a single woman on this list is particularly butt hurt that some tool doesn’t find them fuckable

    • Let’s all burn our bras and not shave our armpits!! Do really think guys give a shit if they show emotion. That list is based in looks, and that’s it, so you refrain from your super feminist psycho babble crap, you are just out of touch.

      • I’m a psycho because I complained about women being treated as cattle? O…kay… You keep on keepin’ on, buddy. I believe in ya.

  • Hardly… I can think of a least 100 right now who could hold this lame title. And let’s focus on the actors…

  • British dudes have weird taste. Kristen Stewart is lovely enough, but Lucy Liu??? She’s gorgeous. How is Mischa Barton even relevant enough to make this list anymore? Uma Thurman – what? She’s older now but she’s still quite nice looking. And I never really thought of her as an ice queen or anything like that.

  • Lucy Liu is pretty damn sexy. I agree with the rest of the list, maybe with a caveat. I think Hillary Swank is very pretty, I think Kristen Stewart is actually pretty too (plain though). I can see how they both don’t usually play “sexy” parts though.

  • I disagree on Lucy Liu and Uma Thurman.

    And I know Tilda Swinton’s not necessarily sexy, but I really dig her looks. I loved her as Gabriel in Constantine. Perfect role for an androgynous woman like Swinton.

  • Kristen Stewart looks AWESOME in lace and she is VERY SEXY so where ever you are getting the idea that she isn’t sexy, ask yourself one question, “With her looks, and all the money she has made (which she is the HIGHTEST PAID ACTRESS IN HOLLYWOOD ACORDING TO THE FORBES TOP TEN LIST). Just check out the Forbes list and you will see!!!!!!!

  • Yeah, I’m British and I have to say this list has some wrong entries. Lucy Liu? Please! And while I get Kristen’s constant bitch face/sullenness isn’t sexy, there is no way in HELL that she should be higher up this list than SJP. Every single human being I know thinks SJP looks like a horse with the body of a pre-pubescent child (but with stringier muscles).

  • I am 23 years old am indian bt i like Hollywood actress Kristen Stewart is very sexy girl i love her keep it up Kristen and hai fans

  • Lucy Liu is beautiful like seriously and Denise Richards she is like gorgeous I mean they are all beautiful woman I just wished that People would judge people for their personality not their Looks or how Sexy they are