There she is in all her glory: the new messiah, Blue Ivy Carter! Sure, we’ve seen dozens of blurry paparazzi photos of Beyoncé and Jay-Z‘s golden child, but this is the real deal. I mean, this is the child so special that she could talk right out of the womb and even her shit-filled diapers are magical.
The picture is a still taken from Bey’s HBO documentary Life Is But a Dream, which airs tonight. Damn, Blue looks like her father, don’t you think? It’s pretty hilarious how much attention this baby has received – nearly as much as the forthcoming royal arrival of Wills & Kate. Maybe it’s the intense secrecy that surrounded Beyoncé’s pregnancy (I know, conspiracy theorists – I see you there) that increased the interest about the little one, but whatever, it’s a baby and it’s cute. Let’s just leave it at that.