Well, I have to say, I really didn’t think Lindsay Lohan was going to make it (and frankly, I still think she probably hasn’t). She had over 100 hours of community service to complete in just over a week and somehow, she did it! I mean, she officially did it, and her lawyer’s ready to prove it at court tomorrow. After that happens, Lindsay’s officially a free woman.
From TMZ:
We just got word from the prosecutor, Chief Deputy Terry White, who confirmed Lindsay put in nearly 8 hours a day for several weeks without a break to get the job done.
Lindsay didn’t have any time to spare. Her lawyer, Shawn Holley, will be in court Thursday with proof that the 125 hours were completed.
So tomorrow marks a new chapter in Lindsay’s life … it will be the first time in nearly 7 years she’s off probation.
Raise you’re hand if you’re pretty sure this is complete and utter bullshit and you don’t for a single second believe that Lindsay Lohan actually did anywhere near 125 hours of community service in about 10 days. Yeah, I thought so.
Of course, celebs love bullshitting people, and she’s rich, white, and famous, so no doubt this’ll be signed off on and she’ll be on her way. Ah well, at least justice tried, even if it didn’t prevail.
Of course I don’t for a minute believe she did all the work that was required. Someone had stardust in their eyes and cheated the hours for her. She skated by as usual, nothing new. Now go away with your headscarfs and holy books you think will fool people into believing you are glowing in a new self awareness and fly away to a country where you men friends will pay for your life style, so the American taxpayers will never have to waste another dime on you.