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Brooklyn Decker Thinks Sideboob Is Pretty Sexy

First of all, I can’t even believe that “sideboob” is a thing. It’s a single word! It has its own website! Emma Watson does it, Miley Cyrus does it, Anne Hathaway does it! Anyone who’s anyone lets half her breast hang out in public and it’s celebrated! Even Brooklyn Decker likes to tease the tits, because she thinks it’s a super sexy thing to do… so long as there’s no nip slip, of course.

From The Huffington Post:

What do you think about sideboob?
I think it’s pretty sexy. I think I would be a little concerned with the things coming out, but I think it’s pretty sexy when a woman does it. I think it looks really good if you could pull it off, but if you’re going to do it I think you make sure you’re practically duct-taped in. Make sure everything is covered, you’re strapped down and there are no hazards or risks of having anything pop out.

Or, you could, you know, wear a top that covers both of your breasts completely so that you don’t have to worry about them ‘popping out’ at any time. I’m a feminist and all and think ladies should wear whatever they want, whenever they want… unless they care about exposing private body parts accidentally while doing it. Maybe I’m just mad because I can’t ever not wear a bra unless I want to bash myself in the eye while playing with the dog, but I just don’t get this trend… at all.

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  • You see, I’m a feminist too, and I like the sideboob! I think it’s fun, cheeky, and sexy. I, too, wish I could do it but alas I am in the same situation as you — I need a bra. Always.

    • Ah screw it..all us ladies who need to wear a bra should just start sideboobing. Why should those not tied down by bras get to have all the fun?!

      • I visited the sideboob site. I saw big boobs, little boobs and even slightly sagging boobs. Apparently, President Obama is a fan of the site, (according to the site itself). I think of myself as more of an equalist than a feminist, despite years of reading MS magazine and keeping my own last name after marriage. Personally, I would much rather see a sideboob than someone’s labia. I’ve never been big on the idea of private verus public parts – we’re all human and there is a 50% chance you have the same set of junk in your drawers as the next person, but knowing when and where you flash someone counts. There is a time and place for everything.

  • Oh these kids today. I don’t get the sideboob thing. Unless you have the exact perfect natural (or un-natural) breast lift in the right kind of shirt, it makes the youngest cutest boob look like Saggytits McGee. But I’m old school from when topboob was all we aspired to show. (Next thing you know, we are gonna be seeing sideball….and we ain’t gonna like it.)

  • You need to stop reading, and moreover, requoting, The Huff-on-my-pole post. It shows you are a leftist sheep. Go ahead and TRY to be an independent thinker, rather than just claiming you are. Which, well, you are NOT.

    • Muttley- Every comment from you is nasty. If you dislike the site so much why do you keep reading? Why don’t you find another flavor kool aide to drink from?

      • I think it great that someone has finally said something about how nasty some people can be for no reason !!! This site should be in fun not to bash people !!!! You go girl :)

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