I hesitate to do this write-up during daylight hours (or, you know, at all), but James Franco has thrown his common sense into the great beyond and given an interview to Details in which he discusses his talent for deep-throating and his disappointment at not having been brave enough to suck on the real thing in The Broken Tower. I’m sorry, okay? There’s literally no way I can do this story without sounding – or feeling – a bit sleazy… and like vomiting in my mouth. Stoner, poet, method actor… is there anything he won’t do?
Take it away, James:
In the first of several three-ways, Franco performs some very impressive deep throat on two of his character’s pistols after the girls turn the tables on him and shove them in his mouth.
“Most people can’t get past that gag reflex at the back of the throat,” I say.
“Guess I’m a natural,” he says with a laugh. “It was my first time.”
“So that wasn’t you in Broken Tower?”
“Oh shit, you’re right!” Franco’s eyes light up. “It wasn’t my first time.”
“You’re known for going the extra mile, but that was, what, a good eight inches?”
He gives me a get-real look. “That was a dildo.” Then he turns that look back on himself, and I see the real James Franco: “If I’d had the guts, it woulda been real.”
First of all, we’re a big supporter of all things LGBTQ here at Evil Beet, so no one’s going to hate on James Franco for what he wants to do behind closed doors. I just think this is so bizarre. So, James Franco is more than a little bi-curious – who cares? Besides, I’m sure he’d have no problem finding a nice bro to take him out and show him a good time. I’m just not sure what this exchange means, why it was said or how I’m going to get my eyebrow to go back down to its regular place rather than risen halfway up my forehead.