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File This Under Lolz: Michelle Obama “Jealous” Of Kerry Washington

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Michelle Obama, First Lady of the United States of America, is alledgedly jealous of actress and Obama appointed board member of the Creative Coaltion League and Artists Committee for Americans for the Arts, Kerry Washington. I totally forgot that Kerry Washington was involved in government programs but that still gives no plausibility to this story. And here is the alledged story: Ms. Washington is lobbying (see what I did there?) to play Michelle Obama in a film, which pisses off Michelle O, because she thinks that Washington is trying to seduce her husband, President Barack Obama. Here’s my favorite quote from a source,

Michelle was furious when she found out Kerry had been in­vited to the inauguration, and ripped into Barack, telling him, ‘Stay away from that woman!’ Her jealous rage put a damper on the inauguration festivities, but at least the meltdown took place behind closed doors.

Oh and this is great, they’re also saying that Michelle Obama got her haircut, complete with bangs, in order to get Barack’s attention. Because of course a woman can’t change her appearance just for herself, it has to be for a man.

In May of 2012, a biography of The Obamas titled, The Amateur: Barack Obama in the White House, claimed that in 2000 Michelle wanted to divorce President Obama. Can we somehow blame Kerry Washington on that, too? Maybe if we try really, really hard.

I feel like someone’s trying to make an updated Jackie Kennedy Vs. Marilyn Monroe feud but it’s not going to happen. Stop trying to make it happen.

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  • I hope she didn’t get that haircut to impress her husband, it looks horrible. Plus just because your husband is the president doesn’t mean you are totally secure in your relationship. Power is a big thing to a lot of women and can cause them to chase a man or the excitement of becoming the next ‘Monica’ (I have no idea why but some people find that a good thing). It could be very plausible for this to be partially true. I wouldn’t blame Michelle for being on top of it either, even if she trusts him and knows he would never cheat on her she still has to worry about other women. All it takes is one picture or one text, voice mail, anything and everything goes to hell.

    • omg, Mrs. Patrick Bateman, love it. I definitely agree with this: “Plus just because your husband is the president doesn’t mean you are totally secure in your relationship.” I’m just eye rolling over the reports of her shouting at him in the White House over this. If there’s any truth to this, I’ll be surprised, but I won’t hate her for it or anything.

  • If Kerry Washington was trying to seduce the President she would just be doing in real life what her character does on Scandal. Seems unlikely.

  • Bollocks. The way the Obamas show affection always seems genuine, I don’t think for a moment Michelle would be actually jealous. Just trying to pit women against each other, bonus points if it’s the first (Black) Family.

  • Just why would FIRST LADY be JEALOUS of KERRY WASHINGTON, she’s not attractive, she try’s to dress and look FIRST LADY.

    IT’S hard for us to BELIEVE FIRST LADY IS JEALOUS of someone, who think they are SEXY by shedding they clothes, to make PICTURES, Django Unchained, it was so SLUTTISH, there are movie stars making movies that don’t shedde they clothes, NO CLASS, H. BERRY is another SLUTTISH, and she is BEAUTIFUL, but the MOVIES she make is tasteless, WHAT HAPPENING TO BLACK WOMEN, MORALS AND VALUES NOT ALL BUT A FEW and IT’S SAD.

    KERRY WASHINGTON JUST SHOWED EVERY part of her BODY IN THAT MOVIE. Is this what it take to MAKE A MOVIE?

    FIRST LADY HAVE NOTHING TO BE JEALOUS OF, SHE IS BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS, BRILLIANT AND SMART, and she is SEXY and she don’t have to EXPOSE her BODY, PRESIDENT OBAMA MARRIED HIS JEWEL.
    CATHERINE ST. IVES: ALL MEN ARE NOT DOGS, PRESIDENT OBAMA MARRIED THE WOMAN HE WANTED 20 YEARS ago, after dating WHITE WOMEN AND BLACK, he CHOSE THE LADY OF he LIFE and HE have two beautiful DAUGHTERS. WE HAVE NOTICE PEOPLE LIKE YOU CATHERINE are always throwing WOMEN AT THE PRESIDENT. HE CAN’T be held accountable because someone FLIRT WITH HIM BUT HIS JOB IS TO PUT THEM IN THEY PLACE IF THE GET OUT OF CONTROL. NOW THAT SAID FIRST LADY MICHELLE GET JUST AS MANY FLIRTS ALSO, after all she is BEAUTIFUL AND GORGEOUS and the PRESIDENT KNOW IT, they BOTH ARE SEX SYMBOLS, TWO BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.
    KERRY WASHINGTON is SLUTTISH AND TRASHY LOOKING . WE KNOW THESE COMMENT WENT UP 2/2013.

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