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John Mayer Knows He “Was” a Jerk, Doesn’t Seem to Care All That Much

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John Mayer has a lot of feelings, people. I mean, have you listened to ‘Your Body Is a Wonderland’? If the answer is “unfortunately, yes” and you still have ears, listen up. You see, John knows he’s been promiscuous in his dating life and treated women like garbage, but now that Katy Perry has tamed him and taught him the error of his ways, he realizes he was probably wasn’t all that nice to his past girlfriends, a lengthy lists which includes Jennifer Aniston, Minka Kelly and Taylor Swift.

Appearing on CBS Sunday Morning, John said:

“I was just a jerk.”

That’s it. Not “I was a jerk, but I’ve got my shit together now” or “I can’t believe what an absolute asshat I was! So glad I’m not like that anymore!” Instead, you can take it or leave it because he doesn’t care one way or another what you think:

“It’s very liberating when you finally realize it’s impossible to make everyone like you. I wanted everybody to like me. I thought I was one shuck and jive away in every direction.”

As my mother used to tell me as a kid when I was desperate for one of those Cabbage Patch dolls with the hair you could actually crimp, “People in hell want ice water.” So basically, dream on. The day everyone – or even a fraction of the population – likes John Mayer is the day I start selling all my belongings and preparing for the end of days.

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  • He’s really turned into a nobody that’s why he can’t get beautiful girls like he use to so he now has to settle for Katy and try to ride her coat tails and get his career on track again !!! That by no means he’s not a cheater anymore it just means after all this time his better at hiding it :) if Katy isn’t careful and smarten up he will bring her own with him !!!! But at least they will have each other !