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4Robert Pattinson May Have Had a Fling With a Model After KStew’s Affair

Some broke ass “model” (aka some small town transplant who put together a portfolio with her trust fund money) has come forward claiming that RPattz banged her for weeks on end after Kristen Stewart stomped all over his sensitive heart by getting head (sorry, “engaging in oral sex”) in the front seat of a car from Snow White and The Huntsman director Rupert Sanders late last year.

From Hollywood Life:

During a night out at a private LA club, Rob, 26, got friendly with a gorgeous staffer and invited her to meet him at an after-party in the Hollywood Hills. The part-time model took him up on his offer, and she reveals exclusively to that it was one of the best nights of her life!

“I hooked-up with Rob twice last summer and I’d give him a 10 for sure,” the girl, who wished to remain unidentified, told us. “He’s a great kisser and really sweet, but he still totally knows how to take charge. We were drinking a lot both times but he had no problems in the bedroom, we stayed up almost all night the first time.

“He was smoking and since I don’t smoke he was really self conscious about his breath and he kept running to the bathroom to use the mouthwash. I told him it was totally fine but it was still nice that he cared so much. We both knew it was never going to be anything serious but Rob never made me feel cheap. The whole thing was as good as you’d imagine. I’d love to see him again.”

Okay, first of all, this girl needs to get a life. Rob is emo to the core and probably pulled his curtains closed, played the guitar in the dark and fell asleep crying in front of a half-eaten pizza and a Titanic DVD, so I doubt this actually happened. If it did, whatever, but it seems pointless. I have no patience for cheating (Kristen really f-cked up there), and revenge cheating is even worse. How about everyone just, you know, stays faithful to their partners and if they feel like they can’t anymore, they break up? Dear me.

February 7, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Jennifer

4 Responses to “Robert Pattinson May Have Had a Fling With a Model After KStew’s Affair”

  1. kimcheeee says:

    Rupert was caught going down on Kristen in the front seat of his car? How did I miss THAT? Did I misinterpret that?

    • mireee says:

      Yeaaah I think they were pulled out or something along those lines. I distinctly remember EB taking them down after complaints from readers.

  2. Liz says:

    How is it revenge cheating when he boned this girl when he was on a break with Kristen? And I agree with @Kimcheee where the eff did I miss Kristen getting her batter licked in the front seat of the car? All the pics I saw were like awkward hugging & her with what looked like smelly greasy unwashed hair.

    • MrsPatrickBateman says:

      You can google Kristen Stewert cheating and look at the images, they’re there but not very good quality.

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