I am not being sarcastic – if you are even just a little bit like me, I am sure that you will take a certain twisted kind of pleasure in watching Ellen Page in a thriller about guerrilla activists having their revenge on the all-powerful, evil corporate clique that poisons the environment and the minds of the people. Insert Occupy Wall Street jokes here.
I am so excited about seeing this, I almost wish it was real life.
May 14, 2013
Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember guys, never lick a cactus, it's not as fun as it looks. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us …»
May 15, 2013
Angelina Jolie is taking more preventative measures to avoid cancer, of which she is high at risk. Or, was, until she got a double mastectomy. I'm starting to feel weird reporting about all of this. Here's why. These are all very personal decisions and her …»
May 10, 2013
Dita Von Teese is glamorous as hell, and she's not going to give up her signature retro inspired style for anyone or anything, not even a visit to a podiatrist in a stip mall. Goddamn she is fancy. This seems like a huge waste of an …»
May 10, 2013
Whitney Cummings is finally done irritating television viewers. After 2 seasons on NBC, Whitney has been cancelled. Personally I never really had a problem with her, and some parts of the show were actually funny, but as a whole series it was pretty messy and I'm …»
May 14, 2013
Angelina Jolie stunned us all when she frankly and bravely announced that she had a double mastectomy to drastically decrease her chances of breast cancer. You may recall that Christina Applegate underwent the same procedure and she is now cancer free. Brad Pitt, ever supportive, released …»
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