Today's Evil Beet Gossip

For Your Viewing Pleasure: ‘The East’ Trailer

I am not being sarcastic – if you are even just a little bit like me, I am sure that you will take a certain twisted kind of pleasure in watching Ellen Page in a thriller about guerrilla activists having their revenge on the all-powerful, evil corporate clique that poisons the environment and the minds of the people.  Insert Occupy Wall Street jokes here.

I am so excited about seeing this, I almost wish it was real life.