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Mischa Barton is Fine, Thankyouverymuch

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Well, well, look who’s turned up!  It’s Mischa Barton, guys!  The last time we saw Mischa, she didn’t look so swell. Before that, there was a long and odd descent into obscurity via high-cut pants and home bleached hair, because really, Mischa Barton is the celebrity proto-hipster.

But she looks good here, no?  Healthy-like.  I’m actually quite fond of her, although I am not entirely sure why exactly.  How do you guys feel about Mischa Barton?  And most importantly, what’s with the nonchalant pose-striking at gas stations?  I have the feeling that homegirl missed the limelight even more than we missed her, but I am also glad that she didn’t die from self-inflicted lung disease.

Images courtesy of FameFlynet via The Daily Mail

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  • Are we sure this is her? There’s something weird going on with her face. Not bad weird, just un-Misha-like. Overly sculpted cheekbones, maybe?

  • Forever jealous of her because she got to kiss Ben McKenzie. I think he’s so handsome, love him on Southland.

  • She looks great – just saw a trailer for a new romance movie she has coming out, I Will Follow You Into the Dark – looks kinda amazing

  • This is a rap song for,Mrs.Mischa Barton and the name of it is called,So Hot,but before I continue,I think that if she is in the city named Toronto which is in the country named Canada at the ending of this month which is the month of Febuary 2013,I think that she should pass into and visit a very very nice restaurant named,The Only Cafe,which is located,in a very very nice village named,Donlands On Danforth Ave East,which is in the city named,Toronto,in the country named,Canada,and the time and date that Mrs.Mischa Barton,should arrive at,The Only Cafe,is on the 1st of March 2013 at 8:00 PM in the evening time,and if Mrs.Mischa Barton shall arrive at the restaurant named,The Only Cafe,I shall surely buy her Dinner along with some very very tasty fruit juice,and for now,here is my rap song for Mrs.Mischa Barton,and the name of it is called,So Hot,and I wrote my rap song to the instrumental of a song named,Righteous Ones,using all of my own Lyrics,and the song Righteous Ones,was originally sang by a group named,Bone Thugs N Harmony,so dear Mrs.Mischa Barton,this is my rap song for ya that I have written to the instrumental of the rap song named,Righteous Ones,using all of my own Lyrics,take it merrily Miss/Ms,see ya.

    My song title for Mrs.Mischa Barton is called:So Hot

    This is my chorus for Her:

    So Hot,don’t stop,I rock,never flopped,let’s talk,Babe,let’s go,The Cafe,having some Dinner,Sexy Babe,what’s up?Girl,Happy Valentines,Babe,Valentines Day,is cool,so are you,Babe,let’s talk in The Cafe,Pretty Babe,Girl,yo,so,what’s up?Babe.

    This is my verse 1 for Mrs.Mischa Barton:

    Let’s roll,to,The Cafe,Pose,Anywhere,Stroll,in,The Cafe,dinner,Girl,is on Me,if you’re here,Pretty Babe,in my City,Girl,so,yo,you’re pretty,Babe,Sexy,as well,swell Girl,yo,no,no,worries,here,Babe,I’m,very true,very very cute,smooth,Too,how are you?Girl,Happy Valentines,Day,Babe,Hey,Girl,what’s your plans?can,I take you out?out in the town,Babe,Let’s Clown,Party Up,Having Fun,Babe,I’ll show you,a great time,no doubt,I’m real,Babe,let’s,go,Bar Hopping,I’ll take you Shopping,Flopping,Haters all around.

  • you know what I think Mischa Barton should be in south land so it will be like the oc. Then they should cast her as a love interest of Ben McKenzie