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Frank Ocean Is Classy, Won’t Press Charges On Chris Brown

Don’t expect much coverage of the walking skidmark on humanity’s underwear that is Chris Brown here at Evil Beet now that I’m running the joint. Before he hit the spotlight, I never knew it was possible to hold so much ire for someone you’ve never met. Everything he does disgusts me, as does the way he looks, speaks, tweets, sings… need I go on? So this story isn’t really about him so much as it is about Frank Ocean, Brown’s polar opposite in every way: he’s a talented musician, he doesn’t hit women or hate gay people and he’s what seems to be a really lovely guy.

We all know the tale by now: late last month, Brown attacked Ocean outside an LA recording studio when Ocean apparently “disrespected” Brown by refusing to shake his hand. Well, you know what they say – if you can’t shake hands, ball them into fists and beat people with them. That’ll really prove to the world that you’re a reformed character! While most people would be eager to get all litigious on Satan’s human form, Ocean is taking the high road and basically just wants to leave it behind him and move on with his life because, you know, assholes never change and it’s not worth stooping to Brown’s level.

From Frank’s Tumblr:

“As a child I thought if someone jumped me it would result in me murdering or mutilating a man. But as a man I am not a killer. I’m an artist and a modern person. I’ll choose sanity. No criminal charges. No civil lawsuit. Forgiveness, albeit difficult, is wisdom. Peace, albeit trite, is what I want in my short life. Peace.”

You’re not only an artist and a modern person, Frank, you’re also someone the likes of Chris Brown could take a few lessons from.

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  • If you are promising less coverage of this a-hole you have just become my favorite blog.

    Bless you. You are truly doing the Lord’s work.

  • Part of me respects him for this decision and part of me wishes that SOMEONE would finally press charges to prosecute this walking bag of dicks.

    • My thoughts exactly. I don’t know if it’s the tattoos or the gaunt cheeks or what.

      Jennifer – You took the words out of my mouth. I never would have thought someone I’ve never met could make me legitimately angry. I want to just punch his face in, so he can get a taste of it for a change. Two wrongs wouldn’t make a right, but I’ll take some smug satisfaction.

  • i don’t know much about this frank dude, but MAN he is handsome! and a class act. more about him please…

      • Whaaaa?!? Oh bon bons, say it ain’t so! Well… I’m not too bummed, for I love my gay buddies. And my crushes on Anderson Cooper & Neil Patrick Harris just won’t quit. But still! Coulda fooled me. What a hunka hunka burnin’ looooove, oh my stars. <3

  • “Don’t expect much coverage of the walking skidmark on humanity’s underwear that is Chris Brown”.
    You just made me one happy girl. :) Awwwww yeeeaaaah!!!

  • The only thing Chris Brown has learned is that he can get away with beating a woman savagely and not only will she come back begging but also the industry in which he works will forgive him and reward him to boot. Where is Miranda Lambert when you need her?

  • Frank Ocean is doing no one any favors.. Chris Brown belongs in jail, period. If this lunatic is not held accountable for his actions, they will just become worse and more frequent .

  • Frank Ocean is doing no one any favors.. Chris Brown belongs in jail, period. If this lunatic is not held accountable for his actions, they will just become worse and more frequent .
    In a perfect world I would like to hear less about a lot of people…but if Chris Brown or Lindsey Lohan are out in my world pulling some stupid shit, and this web site isnt writing about it, I’m going to be reading a different web site. Just saying.

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