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6Taylor Swift Still Doesn’t Get It

A photo of Taylor Swift

I’m sorry (no, I’m not), but Taylor Swift is really, really dumb. She’s smart with some things, of course, like writing songs that little girls will fall in love with and all that, but for the most part, she’s just a big dummy.

Here’s what I mean: we all understand why Taylor Swift is dumb. We all get it. We all get that she’s creepy and obsessive and weird, and that she tries to cover all that up by pretending to be an angelic, virginal 12-year-old girl. That’s all very clear to us, right? But not to Taylor. She just doesn’t get it.

Check out this thing that she said recently:

“People say that I’m buying houses all the time that I’m not buying. It’s like every time the press thinks I like a guy, they say I am buying a house next to them. And also they think they know what I’m getting people for Christmas, which they don’t. I was thinking when I saw that one (rumor) that if they actually got it right I would be so sad because they would have blown my Christmas present, but they were all wrong.”

Because that’s the thing people make fun of her for, buying houses. Ugh. This is like Lindsay Lohan doing an interview and saying “guys, I don’t really have sex with Terry Richardson!” Like, ok, that’s one tiny, old rumor addressed, but how about every other thing that’s wrong with you?

There’s also another story about Tay Tay going around (I have to cram in an extra one, guys, because this is my very last time talking to you about this girl! Can you even imagine?!). It seems like she’s basically been crying nonstop ever since Harry Styles broke up with her. Poor thing. Some source said that “she is a complete mess,” and that it’s really hurting her feelings how everyone’s pointing out the fact that she’s crazy.

My favorite part, though, is about how Tina Fey made a joke about her at the Golden Globes. Here’s how Taylor apparently reacted afterwards:

”That’s when it hit her that she has such a horrible reputation, it could affect her professionally.”

GIRL, LOL! Do you think, maybe?

January 31, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Taylor Swift

6 Responses to “Taylor Swift Still Doesn’t Get It”

  1. Julia says:

    I loved her when she was a little innocent girl but know that’s grown she reminds me of Jennifer Anniston all guys think she’s cool and sexy then they spend a second with her and see how crazy she is !!!! That’s why her and Jen can’t keep a man !!! Taylor will be 40 and be alone just like Jen :(

  2. Anonymous says:

    I think you’ve got Taylor Swift all wrong. People hate her for dating Harry Styles, and then make fun of her for buying houses next to her boyfriends and having many boyfriends. I think Taylor is very classy and her music is clean-not immature- and I respect that because young kids are listening to her music. People have been harsh on her lately.

  3. p1ll says:

    You love posting this camel toe picture dontcha :P
    You will be missed xox

  4. Julia says:

    If she wants to be treated like a lady maybe she should stop dating every other guy she meets then and not be shacking up in hotels with a day after they meet and fly them all over in her private jet and have millions pictures taken !!! She likes the publicity I’m just saying she might want to keep it private for a least a couples weeks to see if it works out so she does look like a tool two days later when he dumps her even thou they were just shacking up the day before !!! I’m just saying she might want to keep it private like real adult do until they know where it’s going in stead of running around look at me look at me !!!

  5. Anonymous says:

    SHAME ON YOU PEOPLE
    THIS IS BULLYING
    YOUR ALL BULLYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Anonymous says:

    go to hell bashers you don’t have the right to judge her!!! how far do you know taylor swift!!! hello she wont last long in the music industry if she is a dump!!! and don’t you ever compare her to lindsay lohan and any others because that’s ironic!!! don’t say harsh words as if you don’t have imperfections… if you freaks don’t like her why is it that it is just a big deal for you?? then please stop saying bad things about her!!! you better shut up stupid hoes!!!

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