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Spencer And Heidi Are Broke Because of The Apocalpyse

A photo of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag

Hey, remember when everybody thought the world was going to end on December 21st, 2012? And some people really thought the world was going to end, and they focused their whole lives on getting ready for it? You should remember that, it wasn’t that long ago. Oh, and there was an episode of Wife Swap about it (not that you should, but if you wanted to, the episode might be on YouTube and it might be TOTALLY WORTH IT). Come on, you guys totally remember this.

But you know who definitely remembers this? Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. They remember it so well because they wasted all the money they earned from being dumb because of it.

Here’s what Spencer himself had to say about his behavior in the months and years leading up to December 21st:

“We made and spent at least 10 million dollars. The thing is, we heard that the planet was going to end in 2012. We thought, we have got to spend this money before the asteroid hits.

“Here’s some advice, definitely do not spend your money thinking asteroids are coming. But the world didn’t end.

“I would give my friends $15,000 for their birthday. Just cash. I would buy people cars. Every valet I met got a couple of hundred pounds tip. I would pay people $200 just to open doors for us.”

I love how he said that they “heard the planet was going to end.” It seemed like most people who thought the world was going to end were a lot more adamant about it, you know? Like “the world is ending, prepare for the end times, this is definitely, 100% for sure happening!” But Spencer and Heidi just heard about it somewhere, I guess. It must have sounded pretty legit to them.

But guys, please heed Spencer’s advice and do not spend your money thinking asteroids are coming. If you can take one thing away from this whole story, please let it be that.

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    • I think that’s why they’ve been broke for the last few years, because they spent all their money because of that asteroid. So they’re dumb AND they can’t budget.

  • Something tells me that they’ve been broke since about the time Hiedi got all horrible plastic surgery or Spencer has been in a drunken stupor for quite sometime..

  • This sounds bogus. Is Spencer English? Then why is he saying that he gave valets a couple of hundred pounds tip? This quote seems made up by someone who thinks in terms of English money, not a Southern Cal moron like Spencer.

  • He sounds like the Prodigal Son.

    Still, it’s nice that they gave the money away instead of blowing it all on some lame party. This is how trickle-down is supposed to work, right? Wealthy and good-intentioned but foolish people give it to a deserving working class.

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