Oh man, guys. Miley looks so good here. Seriously, she looks happy and fun and free and young, and isn’t that what Miley’s been about all these years? Yeah, her penis cake was a little over the top, and the initial hair thing was a little much, but all in all, Miley’s just twenty years old, and come on. What were you like at twenty years old? Me? Well. I can say that I was almost exactly like Miley at twenty, just minus all the money and the Liam Hemsworth-looking boyfriends. Mine were even better looking.
Ahem. Here’s Miley, to Cosmo UK, on the best part of her life:
“Number one is my relationship with Liam. That’s what I feel the most confident in because you never know. There’s so much hype behind my new record, but it could come out and, worst-case scenario, everyone [expletive] hates it.”
And Miley on thinking that the best part of her life is super hot:
“I’ll literally look at him and be like ‘You are hot, dear god!’ The other day, I turned on the pool heater and it was steaming, and he walked outside and took off his clothes and jumped in the pool. I was like, ‘I’m gonna faint–the hottest guy of my life is in a steaming pool. This looks like a Playgirl shoot.’ So I took a photo and made it the background on my phone. My best friend grabbed my phone and was like, ‘Who’s that? He is so hot!’ That’s my hubby!”
Hubby. Interesting, huh? Wonder if there was any truth to that quickie wedding rumor that happened awhile back.
Next, Miley on what it was like from Hannah Montana to where she is now:
“Some of the worst things that have happened in my career, like things getting leaked, have actually been what’s best for me, because people knew when I was on [Hannah Montana] that I was really growing up. I never faked anything. I never played the Disney game of smiling and being a princess and then suddenly having a hard time, saying, ‘That isn’t who I really am.’”
On being friends with other ladies in her industry and being true to herself:
“Katy Perry’s been my friend for f***ing five years, and I’m not ever gonna let our work get between that relationship. If Katy sticks with being Katy, and Ke$ha is Ke$ha, and Rihanna is Rihanna, and I’m me, there’s room for everybody. The problem is when people look at Gaga and say, ‘Oh, that works; I’m going to be like that.”’
See? Likable. Completely and utterly likable. I can’t wait to see what this girl is like in ten years, for real.