Yes, Amanda Bynes is very important. [The Superficial]
More reasons that Lance Armstrong is a big, flaming bag of dicks. [Lainey Gossip]
Amanda Peet’s sick sense of humor. [Yeeeah]
Katy Perry’s real appropriate performing at the Kids’ Inauguration Concert. [Starpulse]
Fit meal plan & photos. [theBERRY]
Lindsay’s really good at sucking. [The Superficial]
Scarlett Johansson’s successful “opening.” Ha. [Lainey Gossip]
Kim Kardashian’s dropping in on orphanages now. [Cele|bitchy]
Bertny Speers still can’t sign her own checks. [Bohomoth]
Khloe Kardashian’s happier when she’s heavier, which is the complete opposite of what she was saying last month. [Amy Grindhouse]
6 Different Types of Penis Names. [The Frisky]
What have you got to smile about, girl, huh? [Splash]
Best celebrity Twitpics of the week. [Socialite Life]
PHOTO: Guess the celebrity cleavage! [Celebslam]
Lupe Fiasco thrown offstage for bashing the President. [Bossip]
Kristen Stewart is photogenic. [The Blemish]
Scarlett Johansson is teeny-tiny. [IDLYITW]
Ben Affleck’s daughters should win a cute award. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Yeah, because that’s not creepy at all. [TooFab]
‘The Voice’: Blind Auditions. [Hollywood PQ]