0Quotables: Taylor Swift and Michael J. Fox are BFFs Now, Don’t Worry

Hey everybody, Michael J. Fox got in touch with me today and we are good. Thank you for having my back.

Ugh, can I tell you just how much I hate this comment (which came directly from Taylor Swift’s Twitter page)? Because if I were an unbalanced person, something like this from someone like her about someone like him could really, really ruin my whole f-cking day. As it were, I am not an unbalanced person, and something like this, though ridiculous, about a simple shithead who has no idea who she is in comparison to a legend like Michael J. Fox, will not ruin my day. I just have one request, though—can someone please, please give Michael J. Fox a call and tell him to say this, verbatim?:

“I have no idea what this crazy Taylor Swift bitch is talking about—I don’t even have Taylor Swift’s telephone number for fear of accidentally passing it along to an seventeen-year-old boy with judgement issues.”

Moral of the story? Taylor Swift is the most annoying little shit who’s ever lived. The end.

January 21, 2013 at 10:30 am by Sarah