No. No … Just back off. I don’t keep up with it all, but Taylor Swift writes songs about everyone she goes out with, right? [I probably] wouldn’t even know who she was [if my son brought her home]. ‘Sam, You Piece of S**t.’ Oh … that was the girl you brought home.
—Michael J. Fox on telling his son “no f-cking way” if it came down to dating Taylor Swift.
Burned by Marty McFly? Does it get any worse than that? Somehow I don’t think so.
… Tuck your teeth in, Taylor. You’re starting to look silly.