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Justin Bieber Is Just The Worst

A photo of Justin Bieber

So Justin Bieber has this thing about wearing saggy britches. And not just regular saggy britches, no. Saggy britches like this:

A photo of Justin Bieber

I know, aren’t those the most awful pants you’ve ever seen? That’s part of why he’s the worst.

The other part of why he’s the worst is because of that picture up at the very top, the one where he’s in the skintight jeans. He posted that picture on Instagram and said “To those of u who tell me not to sag my pants. Double think that.” What a little bitch.

But really, all that tight pants picture does is make me think about how hilarious it would be if Justin Bieber starred in a remake of Grease. Blasphemous, yes, but hilarious nonetheless. And then Taylor Swift would play Sandy, and Miley Cyrus would play Rizzo. I bet Miley could do a mean “There Are Worse Things I Could Do.”

So you know, maybe Justin Bieber isn’t the worst. Maybe Justin Bieber is just a visionary.

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  • You don’t understand. Justin Bieber is doing the exact same thing that helped Justin Timberlake transcend his silly boy-band beginnings. He thinks that if he appropriates enough characteristics of hip-hop/r&b artists, he will earn their respect, support, artistic credibility, and critical respect. Eventually this plan will culminate in him having the luxury of recruiting some of the most talented producers and artists from said genres to write an album which will feature only his name on the cover. This is the way of the Timberlake; this is the way of the Bieber.

  • He seems like such a little wise ass. I don’t really see the talent, and he dresses like a freak. Maybe I’m just too old..but I don’t get it.