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19Love It or Leave It: Michael Phelps’s Mustache, Gross

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A Muppet, right? Doesn’t Michael Phelps look exactly like a Muppet? Because oh, hey. Michael Phelps looks exactly like a Muppet.


This is the Olympic swimmer’s new look, and yes, that’s a champagne bottle that he’s holding in this second picture. Can we talk about that for a second? I don’t like champagne—not at all. My husband knows not to get champagne around the holidays (even for New Year’s) because I don’t drink it, and even champagne-based mixed drinks like mimosas … oh gosh, no thanks. That being said, I’m more of a wine lady. I like nothing more than a good, dry red wine. I also like some mixed drinks, mostly those that have tequila in them. I do love me a good tequila. What do you guys like, or rather, don’t like?

I know—this entire post got way, way off topic, but that sometimes happens. It’s not as if there’s anything else that’s all that interesting about Michael Phelps other than the fact that he’s seriously starting to resemble the more masculine of Bert and Ernie.

January 12, 2013 at 11:00 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Michael Phelps

19 Responses to “Love It or Leave It: Michael Phelps’s Mustache, Gross”

  1. Ivy says:

    Groucho Marx!! LMAO

  2. meh says:

    It really freaks me out when someone’s neck is wider than their head.

    • pikki nikki polka pants says:

      Oh my gawd, right?! That tiny little (butter)face…weird…he sure gets a lot of ass though. Double weird.

  3. Anonymous says:

    I don’t love the mustache but I don’t hate it either. It is just meh…

    About the drinks, I also like wine the best, but I only drink it if I’m also having a meal that goes with it, and just one glass.

  4. kimcheee says:

    I’d rather burn one with Phelps…..lol

  5. Mike says:

    For some reason. I am now worried about Michael Phelps.

  6. Jacq says:

    Hahahahaha! I lost it at Muppet! He looks like Beaker’s assistant!

  7. mireee says:

    I don’t like wine, champagne, or cava. I like beer and strong spirits. Also, he looks like a frat boy (just learned this term woohoo!) who’s trying too hard to chanel a geeky look but hasn’t touched a book in his life.

  8. lana says:

    is there more of a butterface out here than him

  9. Queasy1 says:

    He looks like he was drinking a pint of loose beard and it all stuck to his top lip

  10. Mamie says:

    Cheap-ass champagne. And drinking it from the bottle. Yuck.
    Anyway, any glass of Italian wine is the only way to fly. Pinot Grigio or Chianti! Love me some Italian!

  11. crab says:

    I love myself some really good Tequila also! My husband and I drink Tequila in the summer and then we switch over to some good bourbon in the winter! Keeps you warm! Ha! Of course beer is for anytime of the year! He reminds of those old joke glasses with the eyebrows, mustache and goatee already built in! His neck is way bigger than his head! He’s very llamarisque!

  12. Lady says:

    Oh man. I’m dying over here!

  13. Anonymous says:

    I do like champagne and mimosas… totally agree on wine- love a good port and whisky (of the Jack Daniels sort) and Sapphire Gin MMMmmm and who doesn’t like vodka?

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