Love this girl. Love her to death. But I simply cannot accept this dress. And I don’t feel like I should have to.
I don’t know what this whole trend is with the Golden Girls fashion making a comeback, but it has to stop. In this day and age, there is just no need for that many sequins. I feel like this dress could be seen on Dorothy Zbornak as the top of a pantsuit, and that pains me. I feel like Blanche would wear this with pantyhose and huge clip-on earrings when she’s feeling particularly saucy. And I feel like Rose wouldn’t wear this unless it was some shade of pink.
The bottom line is this: no dress made in the 21st century needs to give me so many ideas about how the beloved characters of a show about postmenopausal women in the 80’s would wear it. There is just no reason for this.