It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Jessica Simpson photo:
“See I told you Eric this is what happens to my belly when I don’t ‘drop the kids off at the pool’ for a week.”
First runner-up: hey apathy
“I’ve always had really strong Christian values.”
Second runner-up: Chaz
“Suck it Kardashian … this is what human pregnancy looks like. My uterus, unlike your alien race, isn’t in my ass … ”
Congrats to jester2.0! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).