On Saturday, I told you guys that Lindsay had a court date this morning, you know, for that time she punched a psychic. She had to be down at the courthouse in New York today, or there would be a warrant out for her arrest.
Well, it’s today. The hearing happened. Lindsay is still in London. She’s not in trouble at all. What is this girl even made of?
Really though, she just got super lucky. This morning, prosecutors announced that they were still investigating, which means that the hearing has been delayed. Which means that Lindsay is fine. Which is bullshit.
In other Lohan news, Dina just gave an interview in which she claims that “Lindsay saw her dad abuse me—that’s why she’s so screwed up.” Which could very well be true, or at least a big part of it, but it really just grosses me out when her parents blame each other for Lindsay’s problems. It’s like that’s the greatest insult they can throw at each other, “you screwed up our cash cow.” It’s unsettling.
Why hasn’t anyone asked the most obvious question: If that lady is a legit psychic, how did she not see that punch coming?
Is this effing chick totally above the law? I just wish we could all slap the sh*t of her like that scene in “Airplane” — just all of us standing in a line smacking her across her bloated face. Ugh.
She KNOWS she’s not going to be held accountable. What is she into? I don’t understand unless she’s made a deal somewhere real high up….
…or real low down. I know I said she had entered her Bette Davis as Baby Jane years, but lately she looks like she’s already got formaldihyde instead of blood.