On Saturday, I told you guys that Lindsay had a court date this morning, you know, for that time she punched a psychic. She had to be down at the courthouse in New York today, or there would be a warrant out for her arrest.
Well, it’s today. The hearing happened. Lindsay is still in London. She’s not in trouble at all. What is this girl even made of?
Really though, she just got super lucky. This morning, prosecutors announced that they were still investigating, which means that the hearing has been delayed. Which means that Lindsay is fine. Which is bullshit.
In other Lohan news, Dina just gave an interview in which she claims that “Lindsay saw her dad abuse me—that’s why she’s so screwed up.” Which could very well be true, or at least a big part of it, but it really just grosses me out when her parents blame each other for Lindsay’s problems. It’s like that’s the greatest insult they can throw at each other, “you screwed up our cash cow.” It’s unsettling.