Shh, I know. Kim Kardashian is like 12 weeks pregnant, she doesn’t really have all that much baby weight. But she’s going to have some. She’s probably going to have a lot, since she’s so not afraid of plastic surgery. And when she does have it, nary a soul will offer her money to publicly lose it. So ha ha.
Two major weight loss companies won’t touch Kim Kardashian’s “big fat ass” with a 10-foot pole … TMZ has learned they have zero interest in signing the pregnant celeb to a Jessica Simpson type deal.
Reps for Jenny Craig and Medifast tell TMZ they won’t be be helping Kim K shed her post-baby weight — and their reason, ironically enough, is the reality TV star isn’t real enough.
Medifast said its not looking for any celeb endorsements — but Jenny Craig was more specific, telling us they’re … focusing on “real results for real women” this year.
Interestingly, JC’s rep added, “We will continue our working relationship with Mariah Carey.”
Of course we don’t know if Kim’s even looking for a new weight loss deal … she endorsed Quick Trim last year.
That’s understandable though, I think. When Kim steps out an hour after she had her baby looking thinner than she’s ever been, nobody’s going to think that she worked for it. That’s just the way things are. Kim Kardashian is not so likable, probably has fake body parts, and fibs about it, whereas Jessica Simpson is very, very likable, doesn’t have any fake body parts that I know of, and did I mention she’s completely likable? If you had to see someone get lots and lots of money for losing weight, which would would you pick? It just makes sense.
Meanwhile, did you know that this kid is legally assumed to be Kim and Kris Humphries‘? It’s because they’re married. So if Kris wants to push the issue, like it he wants to be catty about it, then Kim has to prove that Kanye fathered that fetus. Can you imagine? Let’s start tweeting him!