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7Quotables: Rob Kardashian Thinks He Is Better Than His Sisters

A photo of Rob Kardashian

“I’m so proud of my sisters, but I’ll be married before I have a baby.”

- Rob Kardashian discusses his own plans of parenthood, forgets about the time that he knocked up some girl who later had a miscarriage.

See, this is interesting for a couple reasons. For one, whatever, Rob Kardashian. That bit about the miscarriage is true, by the way: he hooked up with some girl, some random casual thing, and he didn’t use protection, and she got pregnant. It was on Khloe and Lamar even. So that seems kind of an insensitive comment, doesn’t it?

And we all know that Kourtney has two kids with her dude, and even though they’re not married, and even though her dude is kind of an asshole, they’re still in a committed relationship. It’s really not that big a deal.

But we all also know that Rob said this as a comment on Kim’s pregnancy, and because of that, his comment just doesn’t make any sense. As the lovely commenter Mercy (hey, lady!) explained, Kim is married. Like, duh! The baby isn’t going to be born out of wedlock (side note: will that make Kris Humphries the baby’s stepfather?)! Everything’s fine!

Man, 2013 looks so cool from here.

January 2, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Emily

7 Responses to “Quotables: Rob Kardashian Thinks He Is Better Than His Sisters”

  1. Chuck says:

    Wonder if this hurts Kim’s divorce case: You know, she’s now pregnant by Kanye even though she’s married to Kris. I can only hope he drags her divorce case throughout her pregnancy, then forces her to testify in court while she’s even fatter than normal.

  2. Blu says:

    Battle of high moral standards, kartrashian style..!!!..

  3. Janem says:

    So I don’t know about US law, but is Kris going to be the lawful father of that baby? I was wondering about that the other day.

    • mireee says:

      Nah, the lawful father is the one written on the baby’s birth certificate. Fatherhood isn’t attributed to the husband automatically.

  4. mireee says:

    What a diccccckkkkkkkkkkk.

  5. D says:

    Some states do automatically make the presumption that the husband is the father. Then the husband has to take steps to prove, in the immortal words of Mr. Maury Povich, he is not the father!

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