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9Quotables: Kim Kardashian Says Pregnancy is Hard, Guys

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I take lots of naps. Actually I feel really good. This New Year is just about being happy and healthy and that’s what I plan on doing. I wouldn’t say that pregnancy has been easy but there’s been no morning sickness. When people say pregnancy is fun and they love it, I would disagree. I think from this stage on it does become easier and funner but it’s just adjusting. … Even my sister has made it look so easy and it’s not as easy as people think. It’s a little painful, there’s a lot of growing pains. But I’ve heard it’s all worth it so I’m looking forward to that. I’m craving sushi, but I know I can’t really have it, so I’m eating a lot of carrots and celery with lots of ranch.

Kim Kardashian on what a huge, huge change carrying a fetus inside of her body is from the days of getting peed on … but wait, wait for it—she’s probably going to have to get re-used to that whole peeing-on thing in a few short months because, yes, babies. That’s what they do.

Funny thing is, Kim is allegedly around twelve weeks pregnant, and I’m all sorts of concerned that even up until last week, she was wearing clothes like this:

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How can that even be comfortable at eleven weeks along? That little tiny bulge in Kim’s midsection? Is that a fetus foot I see? It’s no wonder she’s feeling a bit out of sorts—oxygen deprivation will do that to you, and gosh, imagine what it probably does to a poor, unborn baby. Crazy things happening all over the place, guys, but heck. At least we have lots of ranch. Thank God for small favors!

January 2, 2013 at 5:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Kim Kardashian

9 Responses to “Quotables: Kim Kardashian Says Pregnancy is Hard, Guys”

  1. Harriet Meadow says:

    “It’s not as easy as people think.” Um, what people, Kim? I mean, yeah, some women have less of a hard time than others, but does anyone really think pregnancy is “easy”? Yikes. This girl needs to pick up a book once in a while. Or talk to someone who has more than half a brain.

  2. Janem says:

    Man I so hate her being pregnant. She’s gonna be even more obnoxious you know. I predict three books: one on what joy being pregnant is, one on how to *really* raise children, and one on how stupid being pregnant is. Now she’ll never shut her stupid mouth ever again!

  3. evilbeetdouche says:

    The “hard” part “came” before the pregnancy, sweet heart. God what an ignorant slut.

    • Chuck says:

      Her giant ass is gonna get even BIGGER – throw in some hemorrhoids as well. Still find it hard to believe Kanye is falling for this scam by the Kartrashians. Guess his talent doesn’t extend to avoiding gold diggers.

  4. momster says:

    ‘She has heard it’s all worth it?’ Sigh..she is such an idiot. Honestly can she just go away now. If we have to hear about this for another 8 months someone will get hurt! And I agree w/Chuck – her ass is gonna explode!

  5. sheaintyou says:

    I think it’s funny how she is holding her hand on her tummy like she’s already popping out. She’s probably thinking “AH I DON’T HAVE TO SUCK MY FAT ASS GUT IN ANYMORE LIKE I USED TO!”

    Poor kid (if there is really one) is going to be exploited. I have a feeling she’s going to treat her child like the poor kitten Mercy and say she’s allergic to it once she gets sick and tired of having to take care of a human being.

  6. mireee says:

    Why can’t she eat sushi? Why all these precautions for pregnant women in the US? It’s so weird.

    • jenn says:

      Mercury, Mireee! MERCURY.

      Right, even though we know in our hearts that a bite of tuna, a glass of wine, a cup of coffee, or a ride on a Ferris Wheel won’t murder the baby, we have serious anxieties about being perceived as a baby-murdering nation. A glass of wine while pregnant, I’ve heard, calls for a litany of merciless whispers, speeches, and scowls. Best to be beyond reproach—socially, I mean.

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