And on New Year’s Eve, too, just like everyone said. Go figure—it actually happened this time.
Anyway, this is Crystal Harris and her newly (even more) jacked face on her wedding day to poor, frail Hugh Hefner, who I’m starting to pity more and more as the days go by. That dress sure is pretty though, huh?
The couple got married at the Playboy mansion earlier this week, and this is what Hugh the Man had to say about his newest blushing bride:
“Crystal & I married on New Year’s Eve in the Mansion with Keith as my Best Man … Love that girl!”
Which, hey. Sure. I guess when you’re going to be eighty-seven years old, you should be pretty thankful and happy for anything that happens to you, because really, at that age especially, you never do know which life event is going to be your last. With Hugh at almost ninety years old, this could very well be his final wedding. I mean, it probably won’t be, but there’s always that chance that Crystal Harris could be the bride that inherits the fruits of the whole Playboy empire. Can you even imagine?