So Jersey Shore‘s J Woww and Snooki were tapped by MTV to host their New Year’s Eve celebration the other night, none other than J Woww’s grandma ass made an appearance, as you can see from the photo above.
In what can only be described as foreshadowing, J Woww had this to say about her then-upcoming stint as co-host of MTV’s Club NYE 2013:
“[I’m] preparing for a sh–show, basically. I’m trying to find that happy medium of not drunk but drunk… so not too drunk. Not like Snooki wasted but before that. Before my eyes start crossing and I can still read the teleprompter.”
Snooki, the show’s other host, had this to say:
“I’m still trying to get my body back form having a baby so I wanna make sure I have enough sparkle and enough bounce in my hair. I just wanna make sure I look good cause I know hosting with Jenni’s gonna be so much fun. I’m not worried about that but I just wanna make sure I look the part.”
In related news, J Woww is a rabid hose beast who wears dresses that are too short to live. Coincidence? I hardly think so.
Happy, happy New Year, everyone!
They’re called lunges & squats dear. You can do them while holding the tequila.
But what it really looks like it ass pads..
I’m with you on that one.
She used to be so pretty just like LiLo .
Now she is an oxygen thief like LiLo.
dear gawd….dress for your body type, fool! a.k.a. longer dresses! AND panty hose! with support top! and/or spanx. cam made a valid point as well.
Cam’s comment made me spit chow mein on my computer! HaHa