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Happy New Year! 13 Headlines I Hope to Write in 2013

photo of leann rimes eddie cibrian pregnant pictures
1. LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have a baby, name it Lizzy Jr.

2. Kim Kardashian finally gets that divorce, forgets to marry Kanye West

3. Lindsay Lohan goes to jail for eight months, stays in jail for eight months

4. Amy Winehouse returns to life, says the jokes on Blake Fielder-Civil

5. Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake: Reunited and It Feels So Good

6. Beyonce finally admits to using a surrogate

7. Taylor Swift settles down and marries … someone—it doesn’t really matter who

8. David Beckham comes out of the closet, brings Tom Cruise and Justin Bieber with him

9. Johnny Depp stops making ‘Pirates’ movies

10. Chris Brown Breaks Up With Both Rihanna and Karreuche Tran

11. Miley Cyrus gets a brand-spanking new weave

12. Charlie Sheen hated by millions for being a misogynistic, racial, bigoted pig

13. Sofia Vergara admits that Fran Drescher is her annoying alter-ego

Happy New Year, everyone—catch you bright and early Wednesday morning!

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  • Can we amend the Chris Brown one to “disappears off the face of the Earth forever and is never heard from again” please?

  • You don’t need Beyonce to admit to using a surogate it’s obvious and here’s why … Who did she sign with to lose the baby weight? Nobody because she had NO BABY weight to lose. We all know these ppl wouldn’t do anything for free when they can get paid millions of dollars to do it. thus she had no baby weight to lose because she didn’t actually have a baby. Happy New Yr Bitches !!!!

    • Good call!
      Very plausible since Beyonce is branding everything, even her own kid’s name. I would have expected a Beyonce work out video incl. a cd with music to dance to by Beyonce, Jay Z and all their famous friends. DINGDING_Profit!
      Or proteinshakes by them, or something else diet-related.
      Really good point!

    • i remember to see her very fat and pregnant.I remember she lost weight in 3 months(whereas some Victoria Secret models lost pregnancy weight in 2 weeks and did VS just after)

  • That is the nastiest picture I’ve ever seen of LeeAnn. The Winstons in her cleavage – Ugh! She’s so nasty!

  • Pirates of the Carribeans is over??? I look forward to each one of these. Especially about those 3 guys coming out of closet. HAHA! Great intro on that one. This is also a great image for LeAnn Rimes. I think it works great for her.

  • Women are cheating all over the place, nowadays! (Leann Rimes, Kristen Stewart, Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton, Rita Ora/Kardashian, Coco/IceT, Petraeus women)

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