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Britney Spears was banging Kevin Federline’s brother the whole time, guys. [The Superficial]

Tom Cruise is dancing his way into a new girl’s heart mind. [Lainey Gossip]

Nah, Kelly Osbourne’s not Photoshopped at all, y’all. [Starpulse]

Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus’s wedding rings. [Cele|bitchy]

Emily Blunt in tights. [G Celeb]

People are abusing Matt Lauer. [TMZ]

The ‘Downtown Abbey’/’Parks and Rec’ mashup you’ve been waiting for (?). [The Frisky]

Kimora Lee Simmons should probably stop losing weight now. [Socialite Life]

Coco Peru goes last-minute Christmas shopping. [OMGBlog]

An inside look at Jessica Simpson’s womb. [Yeeeah]

Jessica Biel did fashion right today. [I’m Not Obsessed]

Kate Winslet is dying to be relevant. Or rich. Or relevant. [Lainey Gossip]

Leighton Meester’s unbelievable ass. [The Superficial]

PHOTOS: Did Stephanie Seymour get a boob job? [Celebslam]

Celebrity doppelgangers. [Elite Daily]

The best bikini bodies of ’12. [Moe Jackson]

More proof that Chris Brown and Rihanna are insane. [Hollywood PQ]

Happy Holidays from the Dog. [theBERRY]

Of course Rob Kardashian gets Botox, duh. [IDLYITW]