Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays and All That Other Good Stuff!

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Hey!

So we’re going to be in absentia* today and tomorrow in order to spend time with our families and other loved ones, and to watch movies like ‘Holiday in Handcuffs’, ‘Love Actually’, and oh! To engage in other annual indulgences like homemade egg nog, Andes, and lasagna, boy.

We’re super thankful to have you guys as both friends and readers, and we even really love those of you who tell us we’re stupid and ugly, because hey. You make us smile, too, and variety is the spice of life, yes?

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas, Joyous Kwanzaa and Happy Hanukkah. We’ll see you bright and early Wednesday morning.

Love from your friends at Evil Beet!

*Don’t know if I even used that term properly. Latin-speaking friends, do put me in my place if I haven’t. It’s your job, after all.

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