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Is Kim Kardashian Pregnant?

A photo of Kim Kardashian

From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:

Kim Kardashian got the gift of a lifetime – she’s pregnant, say sources. Kim was photographed shopping in Miami on Dec. 12 in a tight skirt with a bare midriff that exposed her bulging tummy – and now friends say Kim is in the early stages of her surprise pregnancy.

“Despite all of her talk about exercising harder and eating healthier, it’s obvious that Kim has gained at least 10 pounds in the past few weeks, and it all seems to be around her midsection,” divulged a close friend. “Plus, she’s given up alcohol completely. And she confessed to pals that she and Kanye are shopping for a family-friendly home in LA together. When a close friend asked Kim point-blank in mid-December if she was pregnant, she slyly responded, ‘That would be the best Christmas present ever!’”

Kim and Kanye fell in love with parenthood after giving it a test run by hanging around and taking care of Kourtney’s two children, Mason and Penelope, according to the source, who added: “Kim made it clear a few months ago that she was opting to undergo fertility treatments, and now they appear to have been successful.”

But Kim apparently plans to keep the baby news under wraps until she’s out of her first trimester.

“Kim and Kanye are overjoyed, as is Kim’s family… she’s wanted to be a mom for years – and now that wish is finally coming true.”

I mean, it could be true, but based on this information, I’d guess it’s not. They’re saying this outfit is evidence of Kim‘s growing baby bump, but really I think it’s just evidence of Kim’s bad fashion sense. The alcohol thing isn’t really that big a deal, since she’s not a big drinker anyway. And Kim talking about finding a “family friendly home” and her alleged response to friends asking if she’s pregnant, that’s just classic Kim.

I think she wants to be a mom very badly, and I think she wants Kanye to be the one to help her out with that. But also, you know she just wants us to talk about her regardless. She might have mentioned something about fertility treatments, but only to get people talking. So, uh, well-played, I guess.

What do you guys think? Is that a pregnant lady up there? Could the world really handle that?

17 CommentsLeave a comment

  • First of all, this is the last thing a woman who is carrying a child would WANT to wear. That skirt is so damn tight… it’s just the wrong size. I’m sorry, but women who are past their mid-twenties should grow up and stop wearing short tops. Kim could easily wear something more flattering but I honestly think she thinks that she’ll get more mileage being on the worst-dressed list, as opposed to the best-dressed list.

  • Her awful fucking publicist (Kris KJenner) is spreading this to give a reason why she looks like a plump sausage in too tight casing aside from ho can’t keep the fork outta her mouth.

  • first of all that foto is ‘shopped to hell ,
    chick has the shortest legs , arms in history …
    with a big lard diaper booty hanging low to the ground it’s only a matter of time ..
    she is lazy & out of shit ..
    curvy NOT …
    plenty of pretty curvy FIT gals out there ..
    this one cannot survive without photoshop ..
    anyone who has seen her in public is hilariously shocked at the ‘reality’..
    she better marry the tiny rapper el fasto cause she ain’t gettin’ nobody !
    neither is he !
    two midget ass clowns …
    put a pic’ up of all the people laughing at them in the street ..
    THAT would be funny!

  • first of all that foto is ‘shopped to hell ,
    chick has the shortest legs , arms in history …
    with a big lard diaper booty hanging low to the ground it’s only a matter of time ..
    she is lazy & out of shape…..
    this piss ssmellin skank cannot survive without photoshop ..
    anyone who has seen her in public is hilariously shocked at the ‘reality’..
    she better marry the tiny rapper el fasto cause she ain’t gettin’ nobody !
    neither is he !
    two midget ass clowns …
    put a pic’ up of all the people laughing at them in the street ..
    THAT would be funny!

  • Simply put, she has packed on some weight lately, and she doesn’t carry it well. She is short, has a huge ass, tends to have large thighs, and extra weight makes her look dumpy. If girlfriend wants to extend her 15 minutes of fame, she better start losing that weight and getting back into some resembalance of shape. No one cares about fat rich bitches…

  • 1) I do not think she looks fat at all here. The skirt is just too tight.

    2) I could believe that she’s pregnant, but (I agree) not from this picture. nakedpainter is right, that’s the last thing I would have wanted to wear in the early stages of pregnancy (or now) – all that pressure as your uterus grows, coupled with bloating, etc…it hurts just thinking about it! And if she *has* already gained ten pounds from being pregnant (and none of it is visible as a bump yet), she is on track to be another Jessica Simpson!

  • Is Kim was my mom I would be so embarrassed so Kane and kim go F*** yourself u both r whores and Kanye go do surgery on ur damn face u mud dog as smelly thing

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