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Scary Picture, Miley. Scary Picture.

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The above picture is about a month old, and sources are saying that it’s from Miley‘s birthday celebration, which was held at her house in Hollywood just a few weeks ago.

I guess it’s true, though, that you get what you ask for, because Miley’s got a Tweet in her history to the likes of, “If I don’t get at least one big booty hoe my friends are officially not my friends anymore.” The morning after her big blowout, she Tweeted, “Great night last night. Thanks to everyone who celebrated with me. And yes, I did get a big booty hoe 4 my birfday.”

Come on. You know that someone this hardcore and punk wouldn’t just lie low and let her twentieth birthday pass without incident. Plus, whatever Miley wants, Miley gets. I just didn’t think we’d see any evidence of this “big booty ho,” but hey. Surprises never cease with this chick.

Jump in to see Miley and her NSFW big booty ho.

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Image courtesy of TMZ

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  • I like how she spelled “hoe.” I want a big booty hoe, too. Much more useful than a big booty ho.

  • At least she grabbing someone else’s junk and not her own. Besides.. While trying desperately to emulate 80’s rockers, she has gone from a singer/ actress, to a full blown impersonator .

  • Ah she’s young and having some fun on her birthday – let her be!

    I’d rather see booty-grabbing & crazy faces over drunk driving, coke nose, or Lohan-esque lunacy!

  • While I’d play “Drag M’sack Across her Face” any time and any where with either one of thse two whores, but I’m afraid this is nothing more than poor Miley Cyrus’s desperate attempt at clutching onto the scraps of her 15 minutes and staying relevant by these outrageous albeit staged photos that somehow end up being “leaked” to the media.

    Yeah…ok.

  • Disclaimer: I’m not religious.

    Remember when Miley used to tell the whole fucking world how she was a Christian and loved God and all that shit?
    Just like Britney used to do and Xtina used to do and every other fucking hypocritical lying female Disney star used to do (and perhaps still do) to lie to all their impressionable young fans, so they would become popular?

    Pretty interesting how they seem to completely abandon all this “I’m a devoted Christian” shit as soon as they leave Disney.
    Or worse, live their lives as pron-tabulously as they can, and STILL claim to be Christian.
    Kind of like those pron stars who wear crosses as necklaces.

    Assholes.

  • P.S. Why does this website, which uses words like “ho”, “booty” and “whores”, not allow me to use the word pee-oh-are-enn in my comments?

  • I had to spell it wrong in order for the website to accept the word, and my comment, at all.
    That’s why I spelled it out in my 2nd comment.

    WAITAMINNIT…how come when CHAZ used the word “porn” it was accepted, but when I did, it didn’t accept it???

    Let’s see if it accepted it this time. If it did, then this comment will show up as-is, because I’ve used the word porn 2x now in this comment.

    NOPE. Didn’t work…this is what I get:

    “Sorry, your comment was blocked because it contains one or more of the following words: porn.

    Please confirm that you want to post this comment. Note that if you post this comment, it may not show up immediately because it may need to be approved by a moderator.”

    Ok well Whatever. Thanks Chaz.
    No big thing.

    I guess because last time I didn’t bother to let it be approved by a moderator.
    This time I will let the moderator approve it and see what happens. How educational and exciting!

    • Yeah man, evidently they have software that scans certain words, just hit the button and it will post. I’m pretty sure the ladies here don’t moderate comments.

      • Nope, no moderation. (Unless someone’s using hate speech, then we jerk those comments right out of the system.)

    • Chaz can do what ever he wants here because he holds the record for having the brownest nose and record holders are treated like royalty here!!!

  • So I’m guessing there aren’t any TOO CHAINZ fans in here? I am shocked! He is the lyrical mastermind behind “THE BITHDAY SONG”, which in my opinion could be America’s new National Anthem. It has inspired and united people of different race and social class. You must familiarize yourself with these lyrics or be considered unpatriotic:
    “They ask me what I do and who I do it for
    And how I come up with this shit up in the studio
    All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho
    All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho
    When I die, bury me inside the Gucci store
    When I die, bury me inside the Louis store
    All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho
    All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho.”

    God bless America, Too Chainz, Miley Cyrus, and Big Boooty Hoes.