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9Miley Cyrus Has Crotch Critters

photo of miley cyrus grabbing her crotch performance pictures
So, OK. Miley can sing I suppose, but all of this tit-grabbing, crotch-grinding, short-hair-wearing Miley Cyrus-ness is just not working out all that well for me.

This is what Miley wore to last night’s VH1 Divas concert in L.A., and as you can see, she looks a whole lot like Billy Idol, and hey. Surprise, surprise, she ripped off a cover of ‘Rebel Yell’.

Here’s some video from the performance:

And I’m sorry. I don’t care how many rabid women you put in cages, or how many epileptic fits your dancers have in the strobe lights, it does not make you punk, Miley. I’m so, so sorry for having to disappoint you so early on a Monday morning. I’m sorry, girl.

December 17, 2012 at 6:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Miley Cyrus

9 Responses to “Miley Cyrus Has Crotch Critters”

  1. Pique says:

    She’s overcompensating. it’s not very attractive.

  2. TxGal says:

    LOLOLOL @ epileptic fits your dancers have in the strobe lights

  3. M says:

    Kind of embarrassing to watch, actually.

  4. Mister J says:

    Never heard her sing till now and while she totally butchers the song her voice ain’t that bad. I’m positivly surprised.

  5. Webster says:

    Grabbing your crotch does not make you a Diva. A laughable title to bestow a girl who has to try so hard to be edgy.

  6. Junebug says:

    Couldn’t watch the whole thing. Why does everyone need to grab their junk ? It’s not shocking anymore… I feel like Miley is an entertainer, but only in the sense that she can impersonate . So if she’s looking for a career as an impersonator …great job…you go girl.

  7. ella says:

    wow that was bad, like embarassing to see bad, i hope billy idol punches her in the face i know i would

  8. Grace says:

    She is going through a really unfortunate stage right now. She can’t help how her face looks but she could definitely do something better with her hair and personality.

  9. pikki nikki polka pants says:

    she’s no joan jett! dear gawd make it stop…

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