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Quotables: Amanda Seyfried Defends the Honor of Anne Hathaway’s Crotch

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I’m a fan of underwear only because it keeps me warm.

—What Amanda said in response to a TMZ cameraman’s question on what she thought about ‘Les Miserables’ co-star Anne Hathaway’s upskirt photo. Amanda more or less told us why she, herself, wears underwear, and why her reason might just be Anne‘s reason because duh, how uncomfortable to be asked about another woman’s vaginal habits. You wouldn’t make any sense, either.

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  • This song is for Mrs.Anne Hathaway,and the name of it is called,Ragga-Muffin Ike Nash,and I wrote this rap song to the instrumental of a song called,Ride Or Die,using all of my own Lyrics,and the rap song called,Ride Or Die was originally sang by the singer named Jay-Z,so this is my song for Mrs.Anne Hathaway,that I wrote to the Instrumental of the rap song named,Ride Or Die,that was originally sang by the singer named Jay-Z,using all of my very own Lyrics,take it Jolly and Happily,Miss/Ms,bye bye.

    Ma song title,for Mrs.Anne Hathaway,is called:Ragga-Muffin Ike Nash

    My introduction before chorus for Mrs.Anne Hathaway:

    Ragga-Muffin,Ike Nash,Babe,I’ll make you,Blush,never,will I Rush you,Babe,What’s Up?This is a Crush,Babe,I hope,you’re Touched,Girl,I shall,Make you Blush,what’s up?

    Ma chorus for Mrs.Anne Hathaway:

    Girl,you should run,thangs,I’m wearing Chains,Girl,I don’t Complain,’bout anythang,Girl,I will take,a Plane,to see ya,Babe,this year or next Year,How’s everythang,Happy Holidays,Babe,it’s going swell,this week,was great,Babe,my day was,cool,Girl,you’re Sexy,Babe,let’s play,some pool,Stay cute,hey Babe,let me,say this.

    Verse 1 for Mrs.Anne Hathaway:

    With your bags,Swag,to the parking lot,Personally,I’m not,a Fan of Cars,Babe,Yet Still,Someday,I’ll Buy,you One,you can Drive around,Happy as Hell,Honey,after Shopping,after Club-Hopping,eating out,at Restaurants,you get ma Style,Girl,I’m Smiling,Babe,just,chilling here,Girl,I’m never Shy,you should,be here,sitting in my Lap,Honey,plus in my Chair,girl,your Hair Style,is very nice,Girl,I never Cry,so never Fear,Babe,let’s walk a while,just you plus I.

  • This is,a very awesome,reggae song,for,Mrs.Amanda Seyfried,and the name of it is called,Movies Are Nice,but before,I continue,allow me to introduce myself,to you,Sexy Mrs.Amanda Seyfried,my name
    is,Ike Nash,and originally I grew up,in the Caribbean island named,St.Vincent & The Grenadines,but now I reside in the city named,Toronto,in the country named,Canada,plus I am a very gorgeous plus handsome looking guy,and if you Sexy Mrs.Amanda Seyfried,shall ever happen,to visit the city named Toronto,in the country named Canada,at the ending of this month,which is the month of January 2013,I strongly think that you Mrs.Amanda Seyfried,should come by and visit a very very awesome Restaurant/Bar,named,The Only Cafe,which is located,in a very very nice village,named,Donlands On Danforth Ave East,which is also located,in the city named Toronto,which is the country named Canada,and the date and time that you Mrs.Amanda Seyfried,should arrive,at the very very nice Restaurant named,The Only Cafe,is at 6:30 PM on the 28th of January 2013,and if you Mrs.Amanda Seyfried,should ever happen to arrive there at,The Only Cafe,on this date and time,I shall buy you Mrs.Amanda Seyfried,supper along with some very nice tea or some very very nice fruit juice,and for now,this is the reggae song that I have written for you,Mrs.Amanda Seyfried,and the name of it is called,Movies Are Nice,and I wrote my reggae
    song to the instrumental of,a Reggae Instrumental,named,Unda Watta Riddim,using all of my very own words/lyrics,so this is my reggae song that I have written and originally made up for you Mrs.Amanda Seyfried,to the Instrumental,of the Reggae Instrumental,named,Unda Watta Riddim,using all of my very own words/lyrics,see ya Mam,bye Hon,take care,Miss/Ms.

    The name of,my reggae song,for Mrs.Amanda Seyfried,is called:
    Movies Are Nice

    This is my Introduction,before my chorus,for Her:

    Movies,Are,Cool,you’re nicer,Babe,girl,you’re Cooler,Girl,what’s up?Babe,Girl,you should,come,come,see Babe,Yo.

    This is my chorus,for Mrs.Amanda Seyfried:

    Where do you,chill,Girl,is it,The Hills?In,Beverly Hills,Yo Babe,do you,go to Cinemas,Everyday,do you like,Fast Food,plus,Babe,do you like,Sports,Babe,Pretty Babe,of Course,Sexy Babe,I’ll,say,Nicer Things,to,you,Girl,Everyday,nicer Thangs,to,You,Babe,Any Day.

    This,is my verse 1,for Mrs.Amanda Seyfried:

    Yo,Girl,what’s up?Babe,So,Babe,How’s Thangs?Girl,Plus,Babe,do you,Party?everyday?plus weekends?I’ve bin,to places,Places,that are cool,girl,Girl,have you,ever Played,Pool,with,your Friends,Girl,Girl,have,you,ever Had,Food,that’s bin,Curried,Babe,Girl,have you,ever bin,to,School,this Year,Girl,Girl,I’m just,Chilling,Babe,having,Fun,every seconds,Girl,Girl,do you,Party,every week,with Friends,Girl.