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4Mary-Kate Olsen Was Kissing Olivier Sarkozy’s Neck at a Basketball Game

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If you’ve ever wondered what Mary-Kate Olsen was like outside of designing pill bags and killing Heath Ledger (yeah, I know, old news, that is, wearing it out and all that), this is it. This is what Mary-Kate does in all of her spare time—kiss men who could be her father at basketball games. Honestly, I’m not even sure she goes anywhere other than those damn basketball games, and judging by the ever-tousled state of her hair, she definitely doesn’t go anywhere near places that have a brush.

Isn’t love so cute, guys?

December 15, 2012 at 10:00 am by Sarah

4 Responses to “Mary-Kate Olsen Was Kissing Olivier Sarkozy’s Neck at a Basketball Game”

  1. pikki nikki polka pants says:

    mofoin’ DA DA issues!

  2. Junebug says:

    Is his head bigger than her whole body ?

  3. Chuck says:

    Guess the French don’t mind questionable hygiene in younger women?

  4. some internet dude says:

    Someone has daddy issues.

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