Comments on: Justin Bieber Balls—Get Your Justin Bieber Balls Here!

By: Jamey

Jamey — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 03:42:48 +0000

With the nutzo stories about Justin’s anatomy for far, far too long — it was only a matter of time before some psycho thought up this nightmare. {And jailbird with a sicko obsession about this young man – Creepy} I’m way too old to be posting here, but if anyone with any sanity or decency has witnessed the absolute craziness that has been posted about this young man for way too long. It’s REALLY not funny. Check out the whackos on 4chan complete horror by all men of every persuasion.

By: Jamey

Jamey — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 03:40:10 +0000

With the nutzo stories about Justin’s anatomy for far, far too long — it was only a matter of time before some psycho thought up this nightmare. I’m way say too old to be posting here, but if anyone with any sanity or decency has witnessed the absolute craziness that has been posted about this young man for way too long. It’s REALLY not funny. Check out the whackos on 4chan complete horror by all men of every persuasion.

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 13 Dec 2012 18:38:15 +0000

I wish we could edit posts on this site. I hate it when I spot an error and I can’t do anything about it.

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 13 Dec 2012 18:37:13 +0000

Oh yeah, and what about the bit about the fact that the perpetrator obsesses over Justin and has a tattoo of him? Jeez!

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 13 Dec 2012 18:27:05 +0000

This story is definitely the funniest thing I’ve heard all year. No one was hurt, so I can laugh all I want. You left out a couple of the best parts though. It’s true that the henchmen were caught, but the reason it didn’t happen was that the guy who had the idea to do it squealed on his henchmen because apparently he decided at the last minute that the jewels just weren’t worth the trouble. He was all psyched about it, and then one day he woke up and he was like, “Eeeh, I dunno….” Also, I love that his henchmen were totally willing to commit the most horrible atrocities for a relative pittance. It’s as though they were so delighted at the idea of doing all this to Justin Bieber that money really didn’t mean anything to them. Sure being a henchman is a full-time job and henchmen have to pay for their kids’ braces and ballet lessons just like everybody else, but this particular job wasn’t about money. I’m surprised you didn’t try to do more with this. You spend half your time trying to make something out of nothing stories, and then you are given comedy gold and all we get is an okay version of the original story with a couple of good jokes.

By: puddin

puddin — Thu, 13 Dec 2012 15:01:56 +0000

This is so messed up. Poor guy.

By: Monkey

Monkey — Thu, 13 Dec 2012 14:58:46 +0000

Wait…Justin Beaver has balls?