Did you ever wonder what the price of celebrity testicles would run you? No? Well you’re in luck, because if you ever happened to kidnap and castrate Justin Bieber, the going rate for a single ball is around $2,500.
The story claims that an imprisoned murder convict dispatched two of his outside henchmen to abduct, murder, and de-ball Justin Bieber at his recent Madison Square Garden appearance in New York City. The plot was blown open, and two men connected to the case were arrested and caught with pruning shears. The plan was to strangle both Bieber and his bodyguard with a tie (a paisley tie, in case you found that information to be relevant and necessary to start your day), and then proceed with the castration.
The price of $2,500 is, of course, assuming that Justin Bieber’s balls have dropped, because otherwise you’re just getting a bit of foreskin or something, and really, what’s that worth? A hundred bucks, maybe?