In case you guys didn’t know, John Mayer and Katy Perry are dating. Did you know that? Because they are. But prior to last night, the only times they were seen together in public were on illicit dates, but something special must have happened and now? Well. Now they know their love is real. See, now that they’re showing up on the red carpet together—meaning they’ve crossed the blurry lines between creepy, only-in-it-for-the-sex couple to full-blown wannabe-A-list business—they’re making it their business to make this relationship strictly business for the purpose of show business (and sex, too). You guys picking up what I’m putting down?
Anyway, the two were photographed together last night in New York City at ‘A Christmas Story: The Musical’ looking all sorts of starry-eyed. That’s the gist of this.
In related Katy and John news, Katy’s parents are said to be smitten with their daughter’s choice in men, and isn’t that just the best holiday news you could possibly receive?
Despite Mayer’s chequered dating history, he has reportedly won over not only Katy but her protective parents too:
“Katy’s parents really like John, they prefer him over Russell,” a source told British magazine more! “They thought Russell was too temperamental.”
Katy’s ma and pa are said to still be close to Russell with reports earlier this week even claiming that the desperate Brit comedian was trying to get Katy’s parents to warn their daughter off John.
Things between Katy and John seem to be going from strength to strength though with the source adding that they’re hoping to move in together:
“John and Katy have decided to give it a proper go and find a place in LA to share,” the source continued.
“She’s happier than she’s been in a very long time. She admits she rushed into it quickly, but is determined to follow her heart.”
These two. I just don’t know what we’re going to do with them, you know? They’re on, they’re off, they’re impressing the other’s parents … I sure wouldn’t hold my breath on that monogamy thing, though.