Ok, let’s do some critical thinking here. Mariah Carey is one of the biggest divas out there. Mariah Carey thinks that Mariah Carey is the greatest thing ever. And Nick Cannon, being Mariah’s loving husband, agrees with her on that. So what do they jam to?
They listen to Mariah’s music, natch! Specifically the song above: Nick said that “Hero” was his favorite sexy time song. Can you even imagine? Seriously, can you? Because my brain is being a sweetheart and it won’t let me envision this scenario. I think it’s trying to protect me from any kind of trauma, which would almost certainly occur if I were to Mariah doing her trademark high-pitched squealing while getting banged by Nick.
Oh god, I just imagined it.