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2I Know What You Want for Christmas!

Come on, it’s ok, you can tell me! I know you want this baby doll. And if you don’t, let me give you a few details, and then I’m sure you’ll change your mind.

This is one of those reborn dolls, you know, the ones that look super realistic and sometimes women with emotional problems are shown on television treating them like real children. It’s available on Etsy for just $850, which actually isn’t that outrageous considering all the work that goes into these things. You’re intrigued, right?

But let’s get to the real seller: it’s a vampire baby. In fact, it’s Edward and Bella’s vampire baby. Yes, this is a creepy Twilight doll that will haunt your dreams, and for a small fee of $850, it can haunt the rest of your whole life. And then for your birthday, maybe you can get a Taylor Lautner real doll so you can really get freaky. Like actually, unstably freaky.

Now let’s get to editing those wishlists!

December 12, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Breaking Dawn, Twilight

2 Responses to “I Know What You Want for Christmas!”

  1. Junebug says:

    Okay, now I have the heebie jeebies… Thanks for the creep out !

  2. crab says:

    Major CREEPY!! Very disturbing!!

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