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Caption This—Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s LeAnn Rimes photo: Bionic_Crouton
“How does Taylor Swift write those wonderful songs?”

First runner-up: Chaz
“Guest is mean. :(”

Second runner-up: puddin
“Work, laxatives, work, damn you!”

Congrats to Bionic_Crouton! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).

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  • Suck it weight watchers. That’s what you get for giving that contract to that moronic pig when you could have had this.

  • A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
    And no one can talk to a horse of course
    That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous MEGAN FOX!!!!

  • Ok look CHAZ/CAS came in second! I’m sure it had nothing to do with the fact that CHAZ/CAS has a personal history with someone! Poor CHAZ can’t stand it when he gets called out for requesting to see photos of dirty tampons!

      • CHAZ submitted a comment about me being mean because I didn’t “LOL :)” when he requested that “CAS” post a photo of dirty tampon. His comment came second and there is more the story as to why his comment came into second! It’s all about who he knows!

      • Anon… You’ll have to excuse my stalker, aka “guest.” she had no friends growing up and subsequently spent her time playing with mercury. Hey guest, you might want to know ive won this contest twice, and been runner up 5-6 times. Isn’t there someone else you can haunt?

    • Guest has a point here. Chaz you’ve won twice and runner up 5-6 times gives total merit to this comment because I read your comments and quite frankly, they suck, lol, I’m sorry but they really do, BUT anyway, a user bashing comment should NEVER be in 1st, 2nd OR 3rd. This is a Caption contest not a user bashing contest.

  • As an epidemic of extreme plastic surgery procedures ravishes Hollywood, Taylor Swift is the latest in a string of actresses to wake up as an imitation Megan Fox.

  • @CHAZ

    Everyone can clearly see that you are the stalker. Just look at what you did with the recent Caption This contest! Isn’t there someone else you can haunt?In those times that you won or was a runner-up, how many of those comments were “Guest Is Mean”?

    We know that you had no friends growing up and subsequently spent your time playing with mercury, hence why you threw a tantrum when you got called out for requesting to see a photo of a dirty tampon! You have won this contest twice and been runner up 5-6 times! Thanks for proving my point! How are you making runner up and winning with comments like that?

    Why play the victim? You were bold enough to start this by submitting a comment about me, and now that you are being called for what you did and the story behind your comment, yo want to boo hoo that you are being stalked?

    Think before you post that way you won’t have to resort to playing the victim!

    • This is all funny as hell but I am afraid I have to agree with guest also. CHAZ’s comment had absolutely nothing to do with the pic in question. If he is winning any place at all then there is definitely something shady !

    • Hi CHAZ!

      So now you are upset because I wondered how you could have won and become runner up when comments like the one you made for the recent Caption This contest? Of course you, “Rob”, are “severaly let down” by the the fact that someone called you on what you did and how you deflect by playing the victim or screaming that you are being bullied!

  • @Sarah- (you don’t have to post this if you don’t want to) First let me say that I seriously LOVE “Caption This”. I really like the “anything goes” aspect ie: no family filter(that’s awesome). “Cap This” was what got me coming back to this site 4-5 times a week. Now, last week I felt I was wrong for critiquing the judging of the comments until I saw the runner-up for this week. That comment had NOTHING to do with the photo! With all due respect, Sarah, that takes away all the fun and the reason to play and it’s showing ie:Guest’s comment on 12/12/12 at 4:06. Like I said, I LOVE this game and I really don’t want to see it turned into a mockery of nothing but user bashing. Don’t get me wrong, user bashing is all good but imo bashing should never be a “Winning”, “Runner-Up” OR a “Third Place” comment, ever. Just an opinion from your biggest fan, hee. I love you Sarah, you hot piece of ass, you!

    • I was wondering why I didn’t get that one… I thought it was about a guest staying with LeAnn or something and I figured LeAnn, being a pretty sensitive person, had her feelings hurt by the episode a la Fantastic Mr. Fox cousins’ sleepover scene.

  • Hi, I’ve had a multi-million dollar contract to model as the face of of Giorgio Armani cosmetics and also their intimates line for the last couple years. I was in the movie “Friends With Kids” along with Kristen Wiig, Jon Haam, Maya Rudolph, and Adam Scott. I did an episode of Robot Chicken, and now am in a Judd Apatow film with Paul Rudd, Jason Segel, Leslie Mann, Robert Smigle and Charlyene Yi yet I must not be funny or have any talent at all working with the likes of these people and you had to elongate this picture so my head looks weird but that’s ok. I had a baby without whoring it out to the media and I think I’m doing pretty well for myself. So suck it Beet.

  • Yes this is the face of the woman who walked away from transformers to be the face of the mega hit Jennifer’s Body. So suck it Michael Bay