This is Pink, performing at the Jingle Bell Ball last night at the O2 arena in London, and all I have to say is “damn.” And not “damn” in a “that is one hot ass” way, because while the ass in question is probably perfectly lovely, being squished into a harness and dangled like a side of beef is never an attractive look, and especially when it makes the ass in question look like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s ass, circa whatever:
Nope, not a good look at all. I mean, honestly. In what universe is that ^^ considered hot? Oh, the Mr. Universe competition? Well OK, that’s fine. But unless Pink is hoping to clench—I mean, clinch—a spot as a multinational bodybuilder extraordinaire, then maybe, just maybe, she’ll lay off the harnesses and all of the protein shakes. Girl’s got such a delightful figure as it is—there’s no reason to get all musclehead on us.