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Demi Moore Was Dumped for Dry-Humping Lenny Kravitz the Other Night

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From the NY Post:

Page Six can reveal Vito, 26, broke things off with Demi, 50, after she arrived in Miami last week to party with the stars at the busy art fair.

One source told us, “Vito has worked very hard to be taken seriously in the art business, and doesn’t want to be seen as somebody who dates celebrities. He hated having photographers follow him around after word got out about him and Demi.”

The source continued, “And Vito wasn’t too happy that Demi flew down to party at Art Basel while he was working to build his business. It was a distraction he didn’t need while all the big collectors were in town.”

We exclusively revealed Moore and Schnabel, the dapper son of acclaimed artist Julian Schnabel, hit it off at Naomi Campbell’s lavish birthday bash for her lover Vladimir Doronin in Jodhpur, India in early November.

But things cooled off dramatically in Miami, with the pair staying apart and exchanging glances at a bash for art collectors’ Web site Art.sy at Soho Beach house on Wednesday.

The breakup didn’t appear to faze Moore, who hung out with Lenny Kravitz and later headed out for a girls night at Le Baron at Jelsomino with pals including Stacy Kiebler until 3:30 a.m.

No, no, no. I’m sorry, but this young dude broke up with Demi Moore because of the partying with Lenny Kravitz and company, because I can’t, for the life of me, bring myself to think that this is how Demi Moore unwinds and releases to lament the loss of a fleeing relationship that was doomed from the start anyway. Because if it is, then Demi Moore is no different than every other dumped nineteen-year-old girl who gets all sloppy drunk and heads out to some bar to get even sloppier drunk so she can sing “Man! I Feel Like a Woman!” three or four or twelve times during a karaoke sesh because the karaoke people pity her and are actually kind of afraid to encourage her to actually sing anything else because God knows what’s going to happen next.

No, I choose to believe that Demi is just fun and cool and not-at-all out of control, and when the young man she was dating realized just how cool and amazing she is, he decided that he just couldn’t hack it and live up to the likes of what was going through Lenny Kravitz’s mind when he was being dry-humped by Demi Moore. … Because Demi Moore’s just way too classy for any other options to be real, right?

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