Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Before They Were Famous: Pre-Chris Brown Rihanna

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Can we just stop for a second and collectively shake our heads over Rihanna and what happened to the poor fifteen-year-old girl who got in way over her head, and then got beat in the head, suffered permanent brain damage, and took back the sucker that beat her in the head to begin with? Because damn. If I was Rihanna, or if I was Rihanna’s mother, I’d be looking back on this photo and saying, “Ah, jeez, where did I/you go wrong?”

I could tell you where you went wrong, Rihanna, if you really want to know—CHRIS BROWN MIP:

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See this for further explanation.