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5Love It or Leave It: Shia LaBeouf Does Casual

A photo of Shia LaBeouf

Is it hot in here, or is it just Shia?

I know I’ve been giving poor Shia hell these past couple months, but I officially take it all back. If I’d known that Shia could clean up that nice, I would have never said a bad word about him. God, his knees. I love a man who rocks shorts short enough to show off his knees. And don’t even get me started on the Crocs with socks look. I am practically salivating over here.

And here’s the back view:

A photo of Shia LaBeouf

Oh, Shia. The pockets are fraying on your cutoffs just like the hate is fraying on my heart. Soon both will become completely unraveled, and that is our paths shall finally cross. Keep on not washing your hair in the meantime, though. The grease really highlights your itchy looking scruff in the most tantalizing way.

December 5, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Shia LaBeouf

5 Responses to “Love It or Leave It: Shia LaBeouf Does Casual”

  1. AlyLaff1002 says:

    Sadly, half the dudes I know dress like this. Minus the Crocs, though. Which actually makes their outfits all the more tolerable. The Crocs just make it completely horrible.

  2. pikki nikki polka pants says:

    CROCS?!??!! My eyes, my EYES!!! ;(

  3. meh says:

    This post is awesome. So poetic!

  4. crab says:

    God do I hate crocs!! They should shoot the inventor!!

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