Is it hot in here, or is it just Shia?
I know I’ve been giving poor Shia hell these past couple months, but I officially take it all back. If I’d known that Shia could clean up that nice, I would have never said a bad word about him. God, his knees. I love a man who rocks shorts short enough to show off his knees. And don’t even get me started on the Crocs with socks look. I am practically salivating over here.
And here’s the back view:
Oh, Shia. The pockets are fraying on your cutoffs just like the hate is fraying on my heart. Soon both will become completely unraveled, and that is our paths shall finally cross. Keep on not washing your hair in the meantime, though. The grease really highlights your itchy looking scruff in the most tantalizing way.